Seriously?
Chewy, please
Just--can you put your seatbelt on?
I know you told me, but--
It was flow of traffic, okay?
There was a comet behind me
You can't go the speed limit when there's a comet--
Okay, okay
Man, these cops don't give you any time to pull over and--
I see you! I see you!
We had to visit your mother today, didn't we?
Couldn't wait until the first of the month
At the end of the month, they're filling a quota you know
That's why this is happening
Chewy, put the razor down--he's going to get nervous
Well, you don't need to shave yourself now
Just please put it--okay, here he comes
. . . . .
Hello Officer, I--
Yes, it's--well, okay, really funny story
I was actually saving the galaxy last month
And I forgot to get it renewed
Crazy, right?
I don't like to drop names, but um, I know Luke--
Um, I can't really step out of the ship
We're sort of, in space
So...
Look, as you can imagine
The insurance rates on this thing are pretty crazy
What with the cargo license and all--
The cargo license?
Um, I think I left that in the back...place...there
Chewy, could you get that for me?
You know...the license...the cargo license...that we have...?
Thanks...
He's just gonna...yeah...
Anyway, what I was saying was, a ticket would be really--
Look, I don't usually do this, but...
You're a really attractive guy
I mean, that helmet of yours...Wow
I bet there's a real face under there
Maybe while Chewy's looking for the license you could board the ship and we could discuss this whole ticket thing a little bit further?
You're going to arrest me, aren't you?
Just don't put Chewy in a cell with an Ewok, all right?
Looonnnng story
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